Heavenly Strategist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for your heavenly strategist? Explore our collection of clever, creatively inspired products that honor those with divine-level planning skills. From humor-filled mugs to stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find something that captures their celestial tact and creative flair. Whether they’re a professional planner, a visionary artist, or someone who always has a divine plan up their sleeve, our unique designs make thoughtful and fun gifts that celebrate their heavenly talents.

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'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes." mockup

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds." mockup

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

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'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?' mockup

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

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"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules." mockup

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.' mockup

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

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Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.' mockup

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

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Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors). mockup

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

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God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?' mockup

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

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'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.' mockup

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

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"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..." mockup

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

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'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.' mockup

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

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'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?' mockup

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

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Possible Merger Talks

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"First, I storyboarded it."

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.' mockup

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

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Trojan Horse Threat.

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" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ." mockup

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

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It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.' mockup

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

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God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket. mockup

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

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You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers. mockup

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

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Space force clocks.

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"I think you are meant to delegate" mockup

"I think you are meant to delegate"

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"This is Stan, He's helping us look beneath the surface of reality to transcendent truths, in order to make a buck."

"This is Stan, He's helping us look beneath the surface of reality to transcendent truths, in order to make a buck." mockup

"This is Stan, He's helping us look beneath the surface of reality to transcendent truths, in order to make a buck."

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Ad Meeting With God.

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'Talk about perennial doubt?'

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"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?" mockup

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

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Infernal Revenue Service

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'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.' mockup

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

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Heavenly Strategist Gifts Collection

Heavenly Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and creative mugs designed for heavenly strategists. Perfect for inspiring your divine planning sessions.

Heavenly Strategist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase the divine talent of your favorite strategist. Perfect for inspiring their creative space.

Heavenly Strategist Prints

Browse captivating prints that honor the divine planning skills of your creative strategist. Perfect for inspiring their workspace.

Heavenly Strategist T-Shirts

Discover our range of fun and stylish t-shirts celebrating the creative and heavenly spirit of a true strategist.