Heavenly Strategist Mugs

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

Space force clocks.

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"This is Stan, He's helping us look beneath the surface of reality to transcendent truths, in order to make a buck."

Ad Meeting With God.

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

Infernal Revenue Service

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'