Eternal Strategist Gifts

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"First, I storyboarded it."

Possible Merger Talks

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

Space force clocks.

Ad Meeting With God.

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

Earth/billiard ball

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."