Sacred Strategist Gifts

Noughts and crosses.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Monk Prompt

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'Maybe you could find a sermon idea in HERE.'

"This is Stan, He's helping us look beneath the surface of reality to transcendent truths, in order to make a buck."