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Noughts and crosses.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Monk Prompt

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'Maybe you could find a sermon idea in HERE.'