Avian Strategist Prints

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Works every time."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

CX909708

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Cyberwarfare

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."