Aviation Analyst T-Shirts

Arrivals, departrures, bankruptcies

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Boeing 737 Max Shares

The World Wide Web.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Two airplanes

Airliner

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Student driver."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Deicing on the cake.

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

RAF plane ride.