Aviation Expert Prints

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"This is your captain, I will soon be bringing round your hot meal and complimentary wine!"

Plane Disappears. . . Crimea Democracy Disappears.

Ping Pong

'Did they find the black box?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.