Commercial Flights Gifts

With jet engine noise, an airline is a high-volume business. And because we fly at 30,000 feet, it's not a low-overhead operation.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Fight or Flight

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."