Airline Travel Gifts

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Excess Baggage: At times the cheapest ticket deals leave a lot to be desired.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system...for the moment.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fight or Flight

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Airplane Mode.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Two airplanes

Why Superman flies himself

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."