Air Travel Explorer Gifts

Bidding

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

'What a bargain!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

'Termites!'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Pirates on holiday.

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Asian Adventure Vacations

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.