Airport Explorer Gifts

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Suddenly it occurred to Christian that trying to mask the smell of the drugs with gravy wasn't such a good idea.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Miss, dogs have baby dogs, so why don't your planes have baby planes?'

"To think all it takes is a deadly viral pandemic to get people to wash their hands and put shoes on."

I Like Pie

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Anatomy of a Non-Rev

"Balm! I said lip balm!"

"They said we'd be met with a shrug of indifference."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Iris scans, finger prints, fine, but this is going too far.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Pirates on holiday.

'The cost of your flight went up because we now include gratuity for parties of seven or more.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"All my luggage arrived, but I left my shoes at security back in Cleveland."

Disinformation booth.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.