Commercial Transport Gifts

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Cycling with a harp case

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Follow that cab!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Airliner

Two airplanes

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Bicycle Sidecar.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Caution, Student Self-Driver