Commercial Driving Gifts

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Cats on Board.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

How am I abducting?

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'