City Driver Gifts

An off-road vehicle driving across the tops of other vehicles (ie, off-road) to avoisd a traffic jam.

Parking - instructions

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Ambulance - Lawyers must keep a 3 car distance.

Cheap Parking

H.Harrison & Impedimenta.

Some people never have a problem finding parking.

New Smart Car.

'Bloody Chelsea tractors.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Touring Cyclist

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

A man looks up at the earth

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'