Flights Gifts

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

First Class Travel

Qantas London Sydney

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

Carry On Luggage Must Fit In This Box And Not Be Too 'Scruffy Looking'.

'I was less stressed before we came on holiday.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"Next..."

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

Man flying above the clouds

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Can our software do that?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.