Flights Pillows

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

First Class Travel

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

Carry On Luggage Must Fit In This Box And Not Be Too 'Scruffy Looking'.

'I was less stressed before we came on holiday.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

Man flying above the clouds

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"First class, or with children?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Here we are."

UK border controls relaxed.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Can our software do that?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"