Frequent Flying Pillows

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

The World's Easiest Airport

Flight Information

This new Tory tax will hit us frequent fliers hard! Who cares. Our air miles more than make up for it.

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Airport Bored Rooms

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

"First class, or with children?"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Airport Security.

Boptimism

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'