Frequent Fliers Pillows

"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

"Up here you'll find the frequent flier miles really add up."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

A private jet takes off

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Flight simulator'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Vaccination Passport