Frequent Flying T-Shirts

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

The World's Easiest Airport

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

Flight Information

This new Tory tax will hit us frequent fliers hard! Who cares. Our air miles more than make up for it.

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Airport Bored Rooms

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

Boptimism

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"