Air Transportation Pillows

Two airplanes

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Would you like some wings?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

Late BroomStick

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'