Air Transportation Mugs

Two airplanes

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can our software do that?'

Late BroomStick

"Would you like some wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'