Future Aviators Mugs

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Boy pilot.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Field Trip!

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Taking to the sky...

Space rocket hits a star...

"Hello job security."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

More jets.

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."