Space Tripper T-Shirts

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.