"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"
Space Tripper T-Shirts
Let your favorite space explorer wear their passion with t-shirts featuring witty and cosmic designs. Ideal for casual days, these shirts make a playful statement about their interstellar interests.
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.
Outer Space Outsourcing
Alien David statue
"Look what I found, dad!"
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
'But what is the universe for?'
"Houston, we have a problem."
God Sneezes Out Creation
'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"Would you relax? They never look up."
Alien Snowmen
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'
'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'
An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'
'First the dinosaurs, now this...'
Coexist. Coexhaust.
'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
Space Tripper T-Shirts Collection
Space Tripper Mugs
Explore our cosmic mugs collection, designed for the space tripper who loves a morning brew with a universal twist.
Space Tripper Pillows
Find the perfect cosmic pillows to add a celestial touch to any living space or bedroom for the space enthusiast.
Space Tripper Prints
Discover our galaxy of prints that bring the beauty of space right into their home or office, perfect for the ultimate space tripper.