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Celestial Navigation

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Which one is named after me?'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.