Galactic Road Tripper Mugs

Celestial Navigation

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Which one is named after me?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

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