Intergalactic Road Tripper Mugs

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Parking meter on the moon.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"