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"Is there room for me?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Changing Minds

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Overdraft limit.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Iraqi Insurgents.

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Playing With Peace

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

Unison plans strikes

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

London underground talks continued

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'