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"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Beg for peace!"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Middleast Peace

Peace in Gaza?

Iraq and the road ahead...

Donald Trump with a flame

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

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Bipartisan.

Myanmar Peace Talk

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"Is there room for me?"

Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

Peace negotiations about Ukraine