Planetary Negotiator Gifts

Looking for a gift for a planetary negotiator? Celebrate their passion for interstellar diplomacy with clever, fun products that merge creativity and their love for the cosmos. Whether they’re a space enthusiast or an environmental advocate, our range of gifts adds a playful touch to their commitment to Earth and its neighbors.

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"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?" mockup

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

from $19.00

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

from $19.00

"Away with the warmonger!"

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"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth." mockup

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

from $19.00

"Beg for peace!"

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"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people." mockup

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

from $19.00

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.' mockup

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

from $19.00

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

from $19.00

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...' mockup

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

from $19.00

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!' mockup

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

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'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.' mockup

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

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"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer." mockup

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

from $19.00

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!" mockup

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

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"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..." mockup

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

from $19.00

Middleast Peace

from $19.00

Iraq and the road ahead...

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Peace in Gaza?

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"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way." mockup

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

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'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.' mockup

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

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Donald Trump with a flame

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'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!' mockup

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

from $19.00

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.' mockup

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

from $19.00

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah mockup

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

from $19.00

Myanmar Peace Talk

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Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

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Bipartisan.

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"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..." mockup

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

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"Is there room for me?"

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Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...' mockup

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

from $19.00

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?' mockup

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

from $19.00

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.' mockup

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

from $19.00

"More peace bombs?"

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Peace negotiations about Ukraine

from $19.00

Planetary Negotiator Gifts Collection

Planetary Negotiator Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for planetary negotiators—bring humor and eco-consciousness to their daily routine.

Planetary Negotiator Pillows

Find playful pillows that bring space-themed humor and eco-friendly messages into their home decor.

Planetary Negotiator Prints

Browse artsy prints celebrating planetary negotiation and cosmic conservation—adept for inspiring space advocates.

Planetary Negotiator T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that showcase cosmic creativity and planetary diplomacy—perfect for space enthusiasts with a cause.