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Nuclear Negotiator Gifts
Find the perfect gift for the nuclear negotiator who’s always balancing complex stakes with finesse. Our collection offers clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that salute their diplomatic prowess and sense of humor. Celebrate their important role with a gift that’s as nuanced and engaging as they are. From fun, lighthearted items to more sophisticated keepsakes, there’s something to match their personality and style.
"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."
Trump and Iran
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Away with the warmonger!"
Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.
"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."
"Beg for peace!"
'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'
'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'
"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."
"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"
"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"
Middleast Peace
Iraq and the road ahead...
Peace in Gaza?
"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
Donald Trump with a flame
'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'
"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."
Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.
"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."
Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.
Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah
Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'
"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."
Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War
"Is there room for me?"
'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'
'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'
Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.
Myanmar Peace Talk
Merkel and Hollande in Moscow
Bipartisan.
'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'
Nuclear Negotiator Gifts Collection
Nuclear Negotiator Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for nuclear negotiators—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily routine.
Nuclear Negotiator Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful designs, perfect for adding humor and personality to any space for those in the negotiation world.
Nuclear Negotiator Prints
Browse our collection of humorous and thoughtful prints that capture the spirit of nuclear negotiators—great for decorating their home or office.
Nuclear Negotiator T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the savvy and humor of nuclear negotiators—ideal for casual and relaxed days.