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Nuclear Negotiator Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with striking prints that humorously showcase the complexities of nuclear negotiation. Thoughtful and fun art for the diplomatically inclined.
"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."
Trump and Iran
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Away with the warmonger!"
Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.
"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."
"Beg for peace!"
'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'
'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'
"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."
"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"
"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"
Middleast Peace
Iraq and the road ahead...
Peace in Gaza?
"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
Donald Trump with a flame
'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'
"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."
Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.
"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."
Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.
Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah
Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'
"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."
Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War
"Is there room for me?"
'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'
'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'
Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.
Myanmar Peace Talk
Merkel and Hollande in Moscow
Bipartisan.
'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'
Nuclear Negotiator Prints Collection
Nuclear Negotiator Mugs
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