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'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Beg for peace!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

Middleast Peace

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Iraq and the road ahead...

Peace in Gaza?

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

"Is there room for me?"

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

Myanmar Peace Talk

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Bipartisan.

Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"Remember: Say what you mean, but don't mean what you say."

Peace negotiations about Ukraine

"You had to mention decommissioning..."

"I vil not stand for any more subordination."