Space Negotiators Pillows

"Is there room for me?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Changing Minds

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Overdraft limit.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Iraqi Insurgents.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Playing With Peace

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

Unison plans strikes

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

London underground talks continued

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'