Deal Negotiators Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home or office with our deal negotiator pillows. Soft, stylish, and fun, these pillows celebrate their talent for sealing the best deals in comfort.

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"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people."

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people." mockup

"Great, I'll have my people threaten your people."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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Flags

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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict." mockup

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!" mockup

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.' mockup

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?" mockup

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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Changing Minds

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Tariff Wars

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!" mockup

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

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'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.' mockup

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.' mockup

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

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'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.' mockup

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.' mockup

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

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'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?' mockup

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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Deal Negotiators Pillows Collection

Deal Negotiators Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever quotes for deal negotiators—perfect for their morning coffee and sharp wit.

Deal Negotiators Prints

Discover art prints that celebrate the art of negotiation—ideal for adding a humorous and stylish touch to any room.

Deal Negotiators T-Shirts

Browse our selection of hilarious t-shirts designed for deal negotiators—great for casual days and making a statement.