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'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Well did he?"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Think about the honey."

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"See you in the morning."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'