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'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Well did he?"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Think about the honey."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"See you in the morning."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'