Sleeping Investor Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with our sleeping investor pillows! These cozy, witty accessories are great for comfort and a good laugh, reminding them to relax even during busy trading days.

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". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after."

". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after." mockup

". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after."

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The Bookworm

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'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.' mockup

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen mockup

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

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The Stock Market.

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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I have a dream.

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.' mockup

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

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The church of our lady of wall street. mockup

The church of our lady of wall street.

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Business plan.

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'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!' mockup

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

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At The Clown Bank.

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'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?' mockup

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

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'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.' mockup

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

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I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily. mockup

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

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Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!' mockup

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

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"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs." mockup

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?" mockup

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

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"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me." mockup

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

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How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance. mockup

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

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Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down. mockup

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

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'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.' mockup

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

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"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory." mockup

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

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"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep." mockup

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

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'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.' mockup

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

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Bookshop selling investment advice books.

Bookshop selling investment advice books. mockup

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

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"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing." mockup

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

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"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'." mockup

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

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'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.' mockup

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

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'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.' mockup

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

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Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market.

Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market. mockup

Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market.

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Sleeping Investor Pillows Collection

Sleeping Investor Mugs

Explore our full range of humorous investor mugs—perfect for adding a splash of wit to their mornings and inspiring big dreams at the coffee mug.

Sleeping Investor Prints

Discover inspiring prints for the investing enthusiast! Our witty and creative designs are perfect for decorating a home or office with a humorous financial twist.

Sleeping Investor T-Shirts

Looking for more fun? Check out our collection of investor t-shirts featuring clever designs that combine finance passion with humor for everyday wear.