Lazy Innovators Gifts

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

Segway Workout

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

Snooker Channel.

'You say that this gadget will cut my work by half? In that case, I'll take two!'