Lazy Solution Seeker Gifts

Atlas says: 'So then I thought, why not just ROLL the damn thing?'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Segway Workout

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Man's best friend indeed."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."