Lazy Solution Seeker Mugs

Atlas says: 'So then I thought, why not just ROLL the damn thing?'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

Segway Workout

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

"Man's best friend indeed."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'