Quirky Solutions Seeker Mugs

Doctor using soap to remove a bowling ball.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Urine Catcher

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Any other skills?"

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'