Lazy Achiever Gifts

Segway Workout

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"He makes it look so easy."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"I've decided on the prize for top-achiever of the year. A dozen kittens."

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

"That will be all, Mallison. I must say I like the way you kept your mouth shut throughout our little talk."

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Nice curvature."

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Lazy Mountain Climber.

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"