Lazy Productivity Lover Gifts

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'