Lazy Productivity Lover Mugs

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."