Anti-productivity Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite anti-productivity enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty, humorous products designed for those who embrace laziness and downtime. Perfect for relaxing and recharging, these gifts add a playful touch to their leisurely lifestyle, making every moment of inactivity a little more fun.

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk. mockup

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?" mockup

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives." mockup

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

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"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?" mockup

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

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'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!' mockup

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

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"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?" mockup

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

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"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed." mockup

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

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'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.' mockup

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

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"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!" mockup

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

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"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done." mockup

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

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'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.' mockup

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

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'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.' mockup

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

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"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall." mockup

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

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'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.' mockup

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

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"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!" mockup

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

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The other digital divide.

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Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy mockup

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

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Beesy schedule.

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'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.' mockup

'Remember, I'm doing the best you can.'

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'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.' mockup

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?'

'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?' mockup

'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?'

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"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines." mockup

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

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'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.' mockup

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

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Tunnel of Workaholics

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"I start every day by making a list of the people I need to ignore."

"I start every day by making a list of the people I need to ignore." mockup

"I start every day by making a list of the people I need to ignore."

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Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee. mockup

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

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Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03 mockup

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

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"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.". mockup

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

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"I think I see the problem."

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'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.' mockup

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

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'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.' mockup

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/ mockup

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

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Anti-productivity Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Anti-productivity Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for anti-productivity enthusiasts—fill your mornings with humor and a touch of rebellion.

Anti-productivity Enthusiast Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the art of doing nothing—perfect for their leisure sanctuary.

Anti-productivity Enthusiast Prints

Decorate walls with prints that humorously champion the anti-productivity lifestyle—bring a playful vibe to their space.

Anti-productivity Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for anti-productivity lovers—wear their laid-back attitude proudly and make every day a relaxed statement.