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Anti-productivity Promoter Gifts
Looking for a gift that embraces the fun side of taking it slow? Our collection for the anti-productivity promoter features playful, witty items that honor their love for relaxation and avoiding the hustle. Perfect for those who prefer to go with the flow, these products bring a smile and a reminder that sometimes, doing nothing is an art form. Find humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that speak to their laid-back spirit and unconventional approach to getting things done.
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"
"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."
"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'
"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."
"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."
Targets.
'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'
I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.
Productivity as a goal
'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'
"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".
'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'
'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'
"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."
Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.
How to boost your work output...
"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."
Department of Productivity: Caution - High Speed Revolving Door.
"How many work in my department? On a good day probably about half."
Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/
Boss
"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."
'We're hoping to employ a workaholic for whom job-satisfaction is reward enough.'
"Unsticky notes test #17 success!"
To do list
"Now let's check our ethical hats in at the door and get some bloody work done."
"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"You'd be more productive if this was plugged in."
"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."
"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"
Anti-productivity Promoter Gifts Collection
Anti-productivity Promoter Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find witty designs that celebrate taking it easy. Perfect for the anti-productivity promoter in your life.
Anti-productivity Promoter Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that embody the anti-productivity spirit, perfect for relaxing at home.
Anti-productivity Promoter Prints
Decorate your space with prints that humorously highlight the joys of leisure and relaxation, perfect for the anti-productivity enthusiast.
Anti-productivity Promoter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring humorous takes on the art of doing nothing. Ideal for laid-back days or casual wear.