Department of Productivity: Caution - High Speed Revolving Door.
Productivity Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the productivity critic who isn't afraid to poke fun at their own workaholic tendencies? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that celebrate the need for balance and self-awareness. Perfect for those who thrive on productivity but also appreciate a good laugh about the obsession. From witty mugs to funny prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys a humorous take on hustle culture and self-care.
"How many work in my department? On a good day probably about half."
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"Looks like we found the issue."
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
Where your mind & battle are los
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
In basket-case.
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
Colour Version: Living by the Clock
Out and In.
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
Work Parfait
Overworked in the office
'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'
Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.
What My Day Feels Like
Multi-tasking.
Time Is Money
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow
Back to work...
Late/Too Late.
Productivity Critic Gifts Collection
Productivity Critic Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for witty, productivity-themed designs to start their mornings with a smile.
Productivity Critic Pillows
Find amusing pillows that bring humor and comfort to anyone critical of relentless productivity.
Productivity Critic Prints
Browse our prints for clever artwork that celebrates the humorous side of productivity critique.
Productivity Critic T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts perfect for productivity critics who love to wear their wit.