Anti-productivity Promoter Pillows

Relax and unwind with pillows that highlight the joy of doing nothing. These comfy companions are perfect for creating a laid-back vibe.

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Bummer Time Streaming

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!" mockup

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

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'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.' mockup

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

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"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

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"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives." mockup

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

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"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off." mockup

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

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"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity." mockup

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

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Targets.

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'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.' mockup

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

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Productivity as a goal

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I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first. mockup

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

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'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.' mockup

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.

Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip. mockup

Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.

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'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!' mockup

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

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How to boost your work output...

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"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.". mockup

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

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"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk." mockup

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/ mockup

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

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Department of Productivity: Caution - High Speed Revolving Door.

Department of Productivity: Caution - High Speed Revolving Door. mockup

Department of Productivity: Caution - High Speed Revolving Door.

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"How many work in my department? On a good day probably about half."

"How many work in my department? On a good day probably about half." mockup

"How many work in my department? On a good day probably about half."

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"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity." mockup

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

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'We're hoping to employ a workaholic for whom job-satisfaction is reward enough.'

'We're hoping to employ a workaholic for whom job-satisfaction is reward enough.' mockup

'We're hoping to employ a workaholic for whom job-satisfaction is reward enough.'

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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today." mockup

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

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"Unsticky notes test #17 success!" mockup

"Unsticky notes test #17 success!"

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"You'd be more productive if this was plugged in."

"You'd be more productive if this was plugged in." mockup

"You'd be more productive if this was plugged in."

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To do list

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"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M." mockup

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

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"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!" mockup

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

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'Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 each week, but at the rate of 20 each day.'

'Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 each week, but at the rate of 20 each day.' mockup

'Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 each week, but at the rate of 20 each day.'

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Anti-productivity Promoter Pillows Collection

Anti-productivity Promoter Mugs

Browse our mugs collection to find witty designs that celebrate taking it easy. Perfect for the anti-productivity promoter in your life.

Anti-productivity Promoter Prints

Decorate your space with prints that humorously highlight the joys of leisure and relaxation, perfect for the anti-productivity enthusiast.

Anti-productivity Promoter T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring humorous takes on the art of doing nothing. Ideal for laid-back days or casual wear.