Date Night Specialist Mugs

"The date was going well. . . until he turned up."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

"You and your daft inventions."

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Love Trap

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'