Date Night Specialist Mugs

"The date was going well. . . until he turned up."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Do you mind?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Heart to heart talk.

"You and your daft inventions."

Film Lovers.

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"