Date Night Experts Mugs

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Boyfriend of the Month.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"You and your daft inventions."

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

The Stages of Wine